a weekend of everything that flies… my ass

i had my fair share of flying yesterday. when i slipped and my ass went flying in midair before it took its fateful fall. i came from a tennis game, my left hand held a tennis bag while my right a big umbrella. it was drizzling so the tiled floors outside a bank was exceptionally slippery. the floor has wet shiny tiles to a point it looked glassy. and from the looks of it, it was an accident waiting to happen.